Bird Hunting Unwritten Rules

The unwritten rules of bird hunting.
1) Never hunt some ones favorite spot with out an invitation.
2) Your dog has bad days too, keep your mouth shut.
3) Cooler is full of ice and refreshments.
4) If your partners bird count is higher it's O.K. to hunt with your safety off.
5) Keep some smoked bacon in your pocket, keeps dogs in front of you.
6) Give reloads that you are not sure about to your best hunting buddy.
7) Don't complain about the bill being shot off your hat because of low flying woodcock.
8)Pointers only know how things are, not how they should be.
9) Never tell people in the local tavern that if you scratch your pointers nuts he will work closer. Although this does work on the yuppies! Seen it for myself.

Signed, Scooter and the Judge.